AI is coming for 42% of U.S. jobs, the Strait of Hormuz is putting 20M barrels a day at risk — 7x the scale of the Russia-Ukraine oil shock — and PPI just came in hot before oil prices are even reflected. The Fed can't raise, can't cut, and stagflation is setting in. Meanwhile, Wyoming is stashing physical gold in state reserves, the SEC just declared most digital assets aren't securities, and North Korea hit Bitrefill while physical attacks on Bitcoiners are running at 2x last year's pace.

The crew goes deep on why this Middle East crisis is structurally worse than 2022, how the U.S. strategic petroleum reserve is already depleted, the case for states accumulating sovereign hard money reserves, why ETF inflows resuming after a five-session streak matters for market structure, the counterparty risk embedded in Strategy's growing BTC stockpile, and why the SEC/CFTC guidance is both bullish for Bitcoin's price and bearish for humanity. Plus — Signal or Noise returns, and Jackson makes the case that you should stop banking on Bitcoin to save you.