Google's quantum AI lab dropped a new paper and the panic merchants are back on schedule. The crew separates the theoretical from the existential, flags the incentive structures behind the loudest voices, and explains why bitcoin's conservative development ethos is a feature, not a bug. From there, the conversation shifts to the Strait of Hormuz and the JP Morgan supply map showing US deliverables running dry by mid-April. Oracle cuts 30,000 employees in a single morning email and the stock rallies. Six of the Mag Seven are already in bear markets while the index pretends everything is fine. And then Warren Buffett says what bitcoiners have been saying for years: the Fed's inflation target should be zero. Ground beef is up nearly 100% since 2019. The compounding works both ways.