Four weeks into the Iran conflict and the system is cracking. Inflation expectations are reversing, private credit funds are gating withdrawals, and the Philippines just declared a national energy emergency. The Fed is boxed in — can't cut, shouldn't hike, and the excuse to print is writing itself. Meanwhile, Morgan Stanley is about to launch a Bitcoin ETF that will force active solicitation over latent demand, Fidelity says fiduciaries at zero need a reason they don't have, and Bybit's proof of reserves exposes why snapshots aren't security. The crew makes the case that the big print is coming — and Bitcoin is the exit.